Monday, June 2, 2008

Do you have "Gem" potential

Lately, I have grown a new fascination for Gems. Gems are also known as sweethearts. To be a Gem you have to be a nice, sexually naive, innocent person who is all around sweet. Gems usually do not hang out with people or go out and stay out late. Gems mostly do their hw and what they are supposed to. If you make a sexual innuendo around a gem they will most likely be confused, giggle or uncomfortable. The good thing about gems is that since they do not hang out a lot they are not corrupted and exposed to the horrors of what being socialized can bring. I think I used to be a gem (circa 7th) grade until society convinced me that it was better to be a bitch to the people that I care about. Gems, however, are not socially retarded, like the sterotypical AP kid . They may feel awkward in certain situations but its cute because they are innocent and immediatly forgiven. I'm not dropping names (or acid at bonnaroo) but someone on the physics trip was a gem and started my gem collection. Bascially Innocent is the new slut in my book. Gems are in.